Aboutttttt

Hello! This is a blog that I wrote. It's the third of fourth blog of this type that I've written, but that's okay because I've collected all those old posts here too, so you don't need to go looking for the old shit. Anyway this blog's basically about me and/or things that I think are awesome and/or funny.

Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am American, but live in South Korea now. I do not teach English here anymore. I do random work for a random company here instead. I could give some boring spiel about how I came to be here in Korea and how I came to work for a random company, but most of that stuff is inside the actual blog that I wrote, so I'll leave it to you to find the clues and piece it all together like Lost, only I promise I'm not dead at the end. Instead of Cliff Note's version of my blog, I'll give you my resume of awesomeness (which may or may not have anything to do with how I came to work for a random company).

Name: Wyatt
Date Of Birth: August 19
Hobbies: Crossword Puzzles, Guitar, Cats, Photography
TV Shows That Roxxor: Law & Order: SVU, Lost, The Mighty Boosh
Bands That Roxxor: Les Savy Fav, Rux, ART-SCHOOL, At The Drive-In
Major Awards Won & Honors Received: 漢文能力試驗7級, SUNY Albany East Asian Studies Department Alumni Of The Week, Forts Ferry Elementary School Table Washer November 1991
Theatrical Performances: Court Stenographer (Shaker Jr. High 1992 Production of Hello Dolly!), Audience Member (MTV Korea True Music Live 2006)

Anyhow that's about it. If you are not offended by R-rated profanity or occasionally scantily clad females then please carry on and enjoy this webpage. If you are offended by either of those things then please vacate the area post-haste and go check out something more G-rated.