Bio Circa 2002 or So

Editor's Note Dated December 21, 2010: This biographical information was written sometime between 2001 and early 2003 and was posted to the now defunct Tanglevines.com where I wrote a bunch of crappy articles similar to the material found on this blog.  This was back before blogs were popular, or at least before I knew about them so the material found there was always referred to as an article or a rant rather than a blog post, but that's basically what they were.  Like this crappy biography, these crappy articles (aka The Gospel According To Wyatt) have been preserved on this website in all their embarassing glory.  If you wish to peruse my writings from the dark ages, check the archives prior to July 2003.  They're all there along with other assorted texts from my pre-blog days pretty much in chronological order, though some of the dates and timestamps might be slightly off.  Enjoy.

Aloha, my name is Wyatt. I run the Gospels here at tanglevines.com While those of you who have viewed those fine writings may know of my opinions, there is limited information on my life and times. Therefore I have drafted this bio for you (and because I'm mad bored).

Name and Location: Wyatt.  I am in upstate New York.  It is boring here.

Hobbies and Interests: I play guitar and sing in a band called Tanglevines. We play "goof rock." Also I do Tae Kwon Do. I am a purple belt.

Here is other random bio info.....

FAV TV SHOW: Simpsons. The best lines on television.

FAV BAND: Weezer, a Perfect Circle, At the Drive In

LEAST FAV SHOW: Any teen drama show. Very irratating, in my editorials section I wrote an entire article on this very topic.

LEAST FAV BAND: Len and all the "boy bands"/"Britney Spears" girls. Len is made of gross and go "I know...it's up...for meat..." in voice of pain that I can copy, but pete does "HEY YEAH!" like that of Rob Zombie.

FAV CEREAL: It was Golden Goals, a cereal based off of Womens World cup soccer, but it tastes good. They no longer make this cereal so now my favorite cereal is hash browns, which aren't really a cereal, but what the crap, it's a breakfast food.

FAV VIDEO GAME: Final Fantasy 3. I like all the final fantasy games alot, but this one is ultimate.

QUOTE: "A lot of fly girls sit on my jock (ON MY JOCK!)" - M.C. Hammer, "Brothers Hang On"

This page was made with the stupid Personal Publisher AOL provides. It is basically a joke and is not intended to be serious. I don't look like the dude in the picture.